“Today was a good day to be an orc. After some ancient and obscure ritual performed by our ogre (nakedness and pepper were involved, not nice to watch) the lady luck was so terrified that decided to grant us all her favors if we promised not to do it again. We promised (we lied, of course) and the outcome soon was GREAT. First, the two norse nigglers couldn't assist the match due to some extreme dhiarrea (don't know how to spell that, I'm an orc) and from there all was easier for us. The dice we politely gave at the beginning to the norse were a little bit... loaded, and didn't get tired of rolling 1's, and then... double 1's. There was really not much Markhas could do today against those odds, but one thing must be said: he is a nice coach and a nice guy, and he took it very fairly. Looking forward to rematch, Markhas, my ogre is already naked for the lucky-lucky dance again:).
Thank you for the match, Markhas.”
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Thank you for the match, Markhas.”