“fortunatly at the begining of this game as the mages tuned in they saw that whatshouldidowiththeball wouldnt be too flumoxed as his magical essences was immediatly knocked out of him .
Looking forlornly at the KO box and safety Bjork Elf chucked herself on the floor and crawled in the direction of the KO recovery zone ,anything to get out of a bit of work . Or so we thought .
the dwarfs got the ball and ran up the pitch , smacking elf heads as they went . Then we got a chance at the ball carrier , we knocked him down with promote meirock and Delrand knocking him down , Raimund chased back ,picked up the ball and hurled it up field to tophathasnoimagination , who quickly got splatted by a dwarf . ..doh
the nasty little dwarf longbeard caught the ball , the mages back at the tower let out a long sigh ....then the german import chased back and smacked the dwarf , but to no avail.
And so it came to pass that all the elfs got knocked on there arse and the dwarven super longbeard wandered down the pitch to score , as dwarven longbeards are most likely to do in any given situation .
In the end the only thing we could do was wait till he scored and then stomp on him after the kick ...not sure if we got the right one but we knocked him out good and proper .
One of the younger mages tittered as the little dwarf looked all dazed .
hopefully things would go better at the start of the new half thought the mages , one errant mage though was thinking that bacon factorys could be invented and when they where he could make them fly , it seemed he was the only one even close to being right , as tophathasnoimagination came flying forward and smashed himself into a dwarf , someone muttered something about snakeeyes ...
then Lbr5isdumbandIhateit tryed to roll a 2 and failed miserably then he decided on top of not being able to roll a 2 he would kill himself .
then the miracle happened , the dwarfs made a mistake , the mages gasped in shocked aww , then the second miracle happened we actually might score here said one of the mages ...
trick Tickelf had the ball and he through it way up in the air , nearly half the pitch , it looked like it was going wide , one of the helpful mages tweaked his nose like that woman from bewitched and the ball landed safely in the blitzers hands .Could tophathasnoimagination score ...
No he couldnt , he decidedd to try and push the only dwarf near him away , and up came a skull . hurrah for him ,hes lost us the game , useless piece of unimaginative tophat ive ever seen .
As punishment blockbusterismyhero was given a brokenneck next turn and the team once more failed to become a team .
The mages decided that the only way to win would be to cheat ...so we cast a spell on the other coach ...causing him to temporarily lose his mind ...all the dwarfs ran away from the ball and the famous German export was left free to run over and pick it up to score an equaliser ,most of the mages where still crying though ...poor little blockbuster hed be difficult to put right ...
Although officially poor little blockbuster was slightly better off than LRB5 ,who was totally wrecked .
Ah well with only 3 turns left maybe a draw ....but hang out heres the ref now , changing his clock , because of blockbusters injury apparently . Oh well 4 turns , should be enough ...
In the spirit of fairplay we thought we would kick the ball into the crowd , so that the clumsy dwarfs could pick the ball up easily . ya know , just to be friendly .
well in the end it came down to the last turn when the dwarfs scored ...you know the one that nuffle added on ....
And then for the final kick in the teeth my opponent is awarded maximum money and my useless elves are awarded a mere 30,000 gold , just about enough to wipe the tears from my bleeding eyes .

( thanks for the game mate , ignore my ranting , just messing about , well played and good luck with ya dwarfs )

ooh yeah the mages all got serverly drunk after the game and voted the dead player as man of the match as well . What kind of idiotic moron would vote someone whos entire contribution to the game was to die trying to roll a 2 man of the match ....me apparently thats what kind of moron .”