“"okay now this is just getting silly , we only have 8 players left and we havent even got enough mojo to make any new players "

"we need a plan then "

"ive got one"

"does it involve Alchol"

"yep"

"does it involve strippers"

"yep"

"does it involve magic wands and pixies"

"yep"

"I dont think its going to work"

"okay I got a new plan...Goblins"

"brilliant how can that possibly go wrong "

first block of the game takes place

"umm trolls....i thought we where playing goblins "

"ouch... there goes BlockbusterisMyHero" he wont be back for a good while

second block

"umm another troll"cant be as bad as last time ..."o"

my turn now

"the scotish elf dodges" "yep hes dead again" "magic sponge" "yep"

the game progresss to half time with a dull inevitability , and although nuffle tempts me with a few chances to get the ball back in the end I get scored on like a .......(censoring oneself is good )

Its weird , all of the guys on the other team fail there Ko roll as the gobbos score , could i possibly be about to get a change of fortune , maybe his troll i cheekily crowdpushed will miss part of the second half..then again they could all just recover in time for the second half ...curse you nuffle

for the second half the elder mages have decided to throw tactics out the window , seeing as they are so unreliable anyway .But this new no tactic tactic seems little better than the tactic tactic .

oh nuffle you evil little vixen ....why do you tease me so ....

the no tactic tactic looked set to work and PromotemeIrock ran to the end zone looking to score ... but of cource he rolled a snakeeye to trip and lose the oppurtunity, then straight after the ball bounces when the gobbo trys to pick it up , and ends up in the hands of the only goblin with block , but hes in a crowd pushing postion , so obviously i run up and ....roll a pow/skull skull , and the gobbo lives then runs of with the ball .

So now the scotish elf has casualtied himself dodging 4 times in the last 3 games ....as well

"where the hell is Kharma , thats what i want to know "screamed the elder ,its like theres no justice in the world , you let little goblins beat mighty elfs with there excelent play skills and just totally butcher the elfs with the trolls , arent we due a little luck , ya know what , screw you karma , your sister was better looking than you ever where .


and then one last kick in the teeth , i cant even get a turn 8 completions with an elf , ya know ag4 only needs a two , but oh no cant even do that ...sure he can dodge out , sure he can pickup , but no chance of actually getting the spps

(Thanks for game , a well played match , damn you trixy goblins )”