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Match Result · Stunty Leeg division
Match recorded on 2006-08-20 16:14:49
60k
0/0/0
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
-
-
-
-
1
5
-
-
14
14
-
#4 Mayor Jinga – Dead (RIP)
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
2
2
3
-
1
19
-
3
42
15
3
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Turn 1:
Ball carrier fumbles the pickup with a double 1.
Turn 2:
Troll thrower fumbles the snotling throw with a 1.
Turn 3:
No misfortunes. (Opponent KO's my ball carrier with a 2 dice roll 2 squares away from his end zone, but this isn't a biggie.)
Turn 4:
Troll about to throw a snotling misses the REALLY STUPID roll with a 1.
Turn 5:
The troll blitzer fails his REALLY STUPID roll with a 1. Troll number 2 misses his chance to move on a failed REALLY STUPID roll with a 1.
Turn 6.
Troll blitzer fails his GFI roll with a 1.
Turn 7.
Nothing to fail really, since I'm down to just a few players. I make the stupidity rolls to stand my trolls up with assists.
Turn 8.
Troll blitzer fails his REALLY STUPID roll with a 1. Second troll blocker misses his unassisted REALLY STUPID roll with a 3.
(Opponent runs in a TD totally unthreathened, since most of my team is out of play)
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Turn 1.
Troll blitzer fails his GFI roll with a 1.
Turn 2.
Troll blitzer misses his REALLY STUPID roll with a 1.
Turn 3.
Snot throw succeeds, but landing is bad. Double failed at target: 4. Result: Badly hurt! To my amazement my troll blitzer passes his REALLY STUPID roll, and I also make a couple of succesful dodges.
Turn 4.
Snot throw succeeds, but landing is bad. Double failed at target: 4. Result: Stunned. Troll blitzer fails his GFI roll with a 1 and is stunned.
Turn 5.
My troll manages to stand up unassisted. Otherwiese there are no rolls left to miss.
Turn 6.
My opponent walks in his 2nd TD with none of my players even close nearby.
Troll misses the ALWAYS HUNGRY roll with a 1 when attempting a snot throw.
Turn 7.
Snot throw works!!! I'm very happy that I will be able to at least run in a comfort TD. Snotling Hero trips on his first GFI (the one that would complete the TD), misses the following PRO roll and DIES in the fall. This is the first time during the match I laugh at my bad luck. The laugh probably had a somewhat crazed tone.
Turn 8.
Opponent moves all his players to safety and I shake my head in disbelief over this match...”