“Episode 70 - The Claws meet there match


After dodging kremas for 5 times (yeah i was a scardie cat) with only 3 times a good reason too (wolves not skilled, too low TR/TS, and 1 time I had to go for a drink but I made up the same night as you can see), this game was long overdo.

A game vs a heavy pounding claw team that can slash into us every turn, while we have 1 foul to commit.
Doesnt always seem fair... but i hoped the wolves and the flesh gollems would keep them up while I made the scores.

1. Fleshgollems had no armour, getting of the pitch too easily.
2. My wolves couldnt handle the ball

BUT

The zombies worked amazingly well.
So a game with lots of casualties for me, and lots of points for kremas.


It wasnt a dice rape, my dice were pretty good, its just that i couldnt handle the ball.
His dice were pretty good at ball handeling, but his claws/RSC and MBers didnt do there job like they supposed too.

I hope to get a rematch some day


grtz
and good luck to you
the claws

Anyway
To finish

Here is a song from "Mothercount" that can explain what we do to claws.


- Slasher Bay Liche -

Aw yeah, what's up out there? MC's in the house. Right
about now, I wanna tell you a little slash story, you know
what I'm sayin', this is a NOTLC' slash story check out
the lyrics, you know, I'm a tell you 'bout what happened
when we went down North last year on tour.

Out on tour yo, I been all around the world
went to Prague, met this warped-ass bash coach,
black hair, brown eyes, big tail and claws,
the kinda coach that would knock out most guys.
He got wild in the backstage drink room,
He challenged "the claws" for there own doom,
they said "we are scared but we will play,
because our coach is the grand liche of slasher bay."

I I I 'm a slasher bay liche, love it when they knock you down,
I I I 'm a slasher bay liche, love it when they eat your brains,
I I I 'm a slasher bay liche, our zombies never change there laines.
I I I 'm a slasher bay liche, and our zombies will boot you bad.


You know what I'm sayin'. So we was down North fallin' in
frenzy, you know, D-Roc had this skaven guy, my man
Mooseman had a Slaaneshian, I booted this Archaon
two twelve year old minos. It was wild, you know what I'm
sayin', it got even worse, you know.

So one night they took us to a meetin'
Black sheets, Black hoods, no room for seatin'
there were fanatics, Cultists and crazies,
talkin' 'bout Imperials pushin' up daisies.
They hated Tileans, Bretonians, Albanions,
Nipons, Tilean, even the Lustrians.
We had our hoods on,
we were slick
someone pushed a claw hard against my *yick*.
Then a buddy jumped on the stage
talkin' 'bout killin' in a goddamn rage.
I got mad, my boots got hard
entered in once head
they said, "Oh my Lord!"

I I I 'm a slasher bay liche, love it when they knock you down,
I I I 'm a slasher bay liche, love it when they eat your brains,
I I I 'm a slasher bay liche, our zombies never change there laines.
I I I 'm a slasher bay liche, and our zombies will boot you bad.

So what we really tryin' to say is The claws raise
everybody. We love Skavens teams, Nurgle teams, Chaos teams,
it really don't matter. If you from Mars, and you got a Claw,
we will BOOT you. You know, that's all we're sayin', word.

So every year when "the claws" comes around
we throw a killing in every little Northern town.
Chaos, Nurgles, and Skavens
we'll break their necks
before we get to the party.
It ain't like these guys can't cut,
but their claws to little
and they don't have luck.
So we get buck wild with the warped freaks
we show them how to really work the match sheets.
I know everyone is really after me,
when your chaoswarrior is ours to be.

I I I 'm a slasher bay liche, love it when they knock you down,
I I I 'm a slasher bay liche, love it when they eat your brains,
I I I 'm a slasher bay liche, our zombies never change there laines.
I I I 'm a slasher bay liche, and our zombies will boot you bad.

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