“Gonn Darn Nutz are anything but clutch. Spiralling expenses, Armour made of peanut butter and wimpy blocking has led them to be considered the softest Orc team in history. With a team used to spending its match on their backs or it the Nut obx it is a wonder that any coach could stomache another game. Regardless, dodging through tackle zones, long bombing to Black Orcs and scoring with lineman is why I get up in the morning.”
“Very bad game for me. I felt I had it in the bag, when I got careless and let a Black Orc blitz my thrower. After that, I struggled to recapture the ball but some double ones and very good dicerolls from my opponent made 1-0 inevitable.
To add insult to injury, Antsy, my second best basher, got killed and in the post-match sequense a MA7 Lineman aged on his second skill. Ouch!”
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