“The team has started an investigation regarding if any of the members might have said something unfavorable about Nuffle prior to the match. I'm still sore in my cheeks from the ass raping Nuffle gave me. In the first 3/4 of the match gokuu seemed to put a player in the injury or KO box on every block he attempted.
To make it even worse Fattie, my priceless str 3 carver, was RIP'ed by a thrown rock at the kickoff. I'm very happy that I chose not to spend my apo saving my minotaur that got fouled out early in the match, because he managed to save Fattie's life.

It wasn't only Nuffle that aided gokuu though. I did my part by playing very sloppy at times, like when I slipped and made a totally unnecessary dodge with Grumblebuns, who fell to the ground and gouged his own eye out when he landed on his own hand.

Thanks for the match, gokuu! And you should be ashamed of yourself for killing old Auntie Buns ;P”