“The Biscuit offense took advantage of weaknesses in the Shufflers D-line to score, but were consistently shut down/stunned after that. The entire second half consisted of a frenzied mass of bodies all attempting to grab the ball, which seemed to defy being held by either team. The Biscuits finally maintained control and cruised in for a TD to secure their first non-loss game EVER.

It was discovered early into this match that despite having two players named Plato and Pythagoras - a Troll and an Ogre, it certainly doesn't make them any smarter. This dumb duo sat in the middle of the field, unsure of what they were doing, for the majority of the game. They were more akin to obstacles than players.

Overall a great game!
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