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Match Result · DivX Legacy division
Match recorded on 2003-10-02 19:19:54
60k
2/1/0
Player Performances
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“A total total farce of a game ruined by dice rolls.
Started off with my opponent getting a blitz and getting near the ball. I manage to win it back and struggle to bring it up field despite nearly every single block by my opponent netting Pows.
I get the ball up to the line of scrimmage but lose it again, it gets knocked out of bounds and lands on his Chaos Warrior who catches it, runs hands off to a Beastman, who throws to another Beastman and my opponent scores.
My drive, a perfect kick for my opponent pays off even more when I fail to pick up the ball deep in my half. More failed rolls leaves me 0-1 at half time.
Second half, my opponent starts off with the ball. He flattens everybody with Pows Pows Pows Pows Pows.
My players can't dodge, can't block, can't GFI. (One of my turns was a GFI fail, reroll, GFI fail, a 1-2-1 and that was my entire turn, of course it is bound to happen to you if you keep sprinting, but with all the other luck it was just typical).
With the Disgrace looking certain to score a second TD, they make a mistake and open their cage. The Chaos Warrior ball carrier just avoids a tackler (failed dodge rerolled) and then tries to sprint into the endzone and trips. The ball flies up field onto my Catcher who catches the bouncing ball deep in my backfield. The Catcher runs the rest of the way to get a lucky TD to tie the match.
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A total farce, my opponent had 70% luck for most of the first half, whilst I was in the low 40s. The TD he scored was all due to bad luck on my part which gave him the ball.
It was a very unfun game and it was only an error by my opponent and then some very lucky rolls for me (the ball scattering onto my Catcher) that allowed me even the chance of a TD in the end.
It is very lopsided when you fail so many rolls and rerolls, and your opponent rolls pows pows pows pows and never fails to pick up the ball, or pass or dodge or catch or sprint (apart from the turn where he turned over the ball hehehe).
Oh well, one very lucky game (the prevoius match I played) followed by an unlucky game. Nuffle is a bitch!
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Started off with my opponent getting a blitz and getting near the ball. I manage to win it back and struggle to bring it up field despite nearly every single block by my opponent netting Pows.
I get the ball up to the line of scrimmage but lose it again, it gets knocked out of bounds and lands on his Chaos Warrior who catches it, runs hands off to a Beastman, who throws to another Beastman and my opponent scores.
My drive, a perfect kick for my opponent pays off even more when I fail to pick up the ball deep in my half. More failed rolls leaves me 0-1 at half time.
Second half, my opponent starts off with the ball. He flattens everybody with Pows Pows Pows Pows Pows.
My players can't dodge, can't block, can't GFI. (One of my turns was a GFI fail, reroll, GFI fail, a 1-2-1 and that was my entire turn, of course it is bound to happen to you if you keep sprinting, but with all the other luck it was just typical).
With the Disgrace looking certain to score a second TD, they make a mistake and open their cage. The Chaos Warrior ball carrier just avoids a tackler (failed dodge rerolled) and then tries to sprint into the endzone and trips. The ball flies up field onto my Catcher who catches the bouncing ball deep in my backfield. The Catcher runs the rest of the way to get a lucky TD to tie the match.
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A total farce, my opponent had 70% luck for most of the first half, whilst I was in the low 40s. The TD he scored was all due to bad luck on my part which gave him the ball.
It was a very unfun game and it was only an error by my opponent and then some very lucky rolls for me (the ball scattering onto my Catcher) that allowed me even the chance of a TD in the end.
It is very lopsided when you fail so many rolls and rerolls, and your opponent rolls pows pows pows pows and never fails to pick up the ball, or pass or dodge or catch or sprint (apart from the turn where he turned over the ball hehehe).
Oh well, one very lucky game (the prevoius match I played) followed by an unlucky game. Nuffle is a bitch!
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oh yeah and breaking Katie Holmes' Hip *wink*”