“What can I say? My second match and I've made Blood Bowl history (well, almost-damned halflings and snotlings-they break so easily...). Despite the ardent support of my fans and brilliant coaching (3 extra rerolls from the Kick-Off table!), by the end of the game there was only one troll left on the pitch-and he was in the dugout at the end of the game. Two of my players got sent off, 3 deaths, 6 SIs, while the amazons just danced around the corpses to score...again and again and again. But it was a fun game-especially as most of my player's casualties happened in my turn!-and it taught an important lesson about gobbos-if you play them, then don't! My only regret was that no goblins were eaten by the trolls...ah well, there's always next time.”