“Whew! Our first tough match, and it showed! The Shufflers proved themselves unable to handle the offensive power of Mephistopheles' Marauders early and often in the first half.
The second half was marginally better, but the team was beset only inches away from a TD by the one element that plagues us the entire game - impatience! My zeal to retrieve the ball frequently led to quick and easy TD's for the opposing team.
MM played a great match, and it was a real learning experience. This will be useful in the eagerly awaited Biscuit Snatchers - Shufflers rematch, due soon!

On a side note, Frodough took a nasty hit in the first, and so, um, there's no nice way to put this. We love you Frodough, but we're saving up for a replacement. Cheers, buddy.”