“Murda! Murda! wasn't prepared for how much more serious the stunty cup would be compared to common league games, and when they got all their cheaters banned by the coach in the first half they were taken by total surprise. It also hurt the team the the captain, Nob, with his impressive block skill and 10 casualties on the score sheet missed the match because of his niggling inury.

The Murda! Murda! proved tough in the fighting game, but lacked in focus when it came to ball handling this day. Splat made some horrible fumbles with the ball, despite running in the only TD for the team, and with all the cheaters banned it was suddenly a handful of gobbos against more than a handful of gobbos backed up by two trolls. One of them was buzzed up on powerful shrooms, but despite having the frightening frenzy and jump up ability the shroom cocktail also seemed to make the troll even more stupid than usually.

Despite few injuries Murda! Murda!'s numbers dwindled down to 4, and when dodges and pickups worked poorly at best they had to fight hard just to not lose with bigger numbers.

Some good came from the match though. Rik da Rocketman scored a fatality and celebrated it with getting +agi on the skill roll to accompany his +str, and Splat got sure feet. Sadly he got snake eyes on the age roll as well, but he will be kept because of his pass skill.

Thanks for a fun match Badger, and good luck in the tournament! Uphold the gobbo pride and show them hell! :)”