“I expected a pile of skinks would end up decorating my RIP-pit, but I was wrong. Since 1 skink doesn't make much of a pile.

Before this match I've had 4 lose-games in a row...guess I haven't figured out how to play with these scaly little fellas. This time I managed to run a TD, after a ridiculous run-around-block-pick-up-get-knocked-out-block-pick-up-run-dodge-run-thingy.
To my amaze, I was able to pull a hell of a stunt with one of my skinks. Since these dudes don't have the benefit of high agility, one would think that dodging out of a tackle zone, running to the next tackle zone, grabbing the ball and dodging away is impossible. That doesn't happen too often...even with elves. Atleast not for me. Well, this little bugger pulled it off. And another little bugger did nearly the same trick. Whoa. Maybe this team has found it's purpose on the field - besides getting killed - and their journey to fame has begun? I'd like to think so!

The match was good, though I lost a skink and I had to spend all the winnings to buy me a new one. But I was prepared for that.”