“Fattie's Revenge took a rather comfortable win against tha Steelas, mainly because poor Hankydoodle was dice raped during the largest part of the match.

Initially he scored well, especially with his bombers, but Fattie ordered his men to take caution and single out the key opponent's one by one. This lead to tha Steelas losing almost all their cheaters in an early stage of the match.

Fattie himself can thank all the puddings, muffins and other desserts he has pressed into his volpotous body during the years, because he withstood 2 chainsaw attacks without even flinching. A third attack knocked him out though.

The other cutter was more succesful. Woblar put several people in the KO box and also caused a crowd gasping injury against Freddy. Chainsaws and groins rarely clash well. The result was bloody, messy and filled with high pitch squeals from poor Freddy.

Gnarl also maintained his reputation as prime slayer for the Fatties and scored 3 new casualties. The minotaur has developed well and is a given crowd favourite.

Thanks for the match, Hankydoodle, and sorry about the bad luck. See you around!”