“A truly dreadful game during which Malakai was abandoned by the gods, no amount of punishment could break the Chaos Dwarves they had met outside a stadium in Heessling. The Chaos Dwarves were waiting for a team that never showed, so Malakai took the game in their stead. No touchdowns and a painful set of injuries, along with an apothecary who failed in his task left the Pride with nothing to do but move on. Outside Heessling there was an altar, covered over by moss and weeds, but Malakai recognised it for what it was.
Clearing away the moss he uttered the seven words, cast forth his hands unto the sky and beseeched the Chaos powers to help him.
Lightning crashed, the sky turned red, and in an instant a champion of chaos stood before him, announcing himself as Asarnael, he joined the pride in his Gods name...
Malakai decided that despite the setbacks, the future looked bright. The Pride moved on.”
“Guess the Chaos Gods took favor on the short& warty, the green & weak, the four legged & nifty (in this case at least), and the very ugly & stupid people.
Bob Kogler also praised the God of his many teams: "Ye Oelgoel: Show us how to play better!"
And behold: a better team, with the ability to make one more error and see if they can do it again.
Burp!”
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Clearing away the moss he uttered the seven words, cast forth his hands unto the sky and beseeched the Chaos powers to help him.
Lightning crashed, the sky turned red, and in an instant a champion of chaos stood before him, announcing himself as Asarnael, he joined the pride in his Gods name...
Malakai decided that despite the setbacks, the future looked bright. The Pride moved on.”