“This was a very tough match when the rolls seemed to go right for everyone. Coach Yabbernox plays a very clean game, but will exploit any weakness in your plan that he can. We were anxious for a victory until the last play when the "gobbo outta nowhere" seized a loose ball and ran it in for a TD.

Onward and upward to round 2 of the tourney, where we hope to win instead of tie, tie instead of lose.

"I knocked down one of those big guyz! Then he knocked me around a bit, but I got hem furst!" - Zeenie, Team Linemen

"Those orcs were everywhere today. Somehow I slipped by them, with no help from the lubs on my team who were no where to be seen. There is no I in team, but it would seem there is a 'Troz'". - Troz, Team Gutter Runner

"How I am the MVP you ask. First, I couldn't see anything but a sea of green. Then I pushed on the sea of green, it pushed back, then I saw blue. Does that count as being a linemen? And if I ever see the Stumbash fellow again, I am gunning for him." - Tres Blind, Team Linemen”