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Match Result · League division
· Tournament game
Match recorded on 2006-09-05 22:29:46
40k
1/1/0
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
-
2
-
1
12
-
-
27
46
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#12 Old Woman – Dead (RIP)
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
2
2
-
1
14
-
5
36
27
3
“The game started badly for the Countesses (mostly tactical blunders from their coach) so the Gardian Heroes were quick to score.
After the kick off the Heroes drove the Countesses back and almost got to Chasity Black the ball carrier. But a stylish dodge and pass from Miss Black to Lilly Montgomery was enough to break free and score.
Half Time 1-1
The second half the Countesses underhand plan worked, at half time one of the Ladys chatted up the passers while another smeared their gloves with pig fat.
Seven failed pickups later, the game drew to and end, the Countesses had scraped a draw!
Thanks to flossy ;) for a gg :D”
After the kick off the Heroes drove the Countesses back and almost got to Chasity Black the ball carrier. But a stylish dodge and pass from Miss Black to Lilly Montgomery was enough to break free and score.
Half Time 1-1
The second half the Countesses underhand plan worked, at half time one of the Ladys chatted up the passers while another smeared their gloves with pig fat.
Seven failed pickups later, the game drew to and end, the Countesses had scraped a draw!
Thanks to flossy ;) for a gg :D”
7 (at least!!!) failed attempts to pick up the ball... completely free of tackle zones.... in the one game... mainly by the same player, Randy... one of the throwers!
When asked to comment on his match performance, he was keen to talk about the touchdown... but forgot to mention that he got the ball from a touchback, and didn't need to pick it up from the fast and furious field of play.
Randy was heard muttering something about the sweltering heat, and blisters as he went into the changing room, but this was soon drowned out by the sounds of someone screaming.... silence, and the rest of the team leaving the stadium.
We mourn the death of the much loved 'Old Woman'... who we found on a street somewhere last game, and bought her on during the second half to stand on the Line of Scrimmage. She lasted long enough to take out her false teeth and squint at the blur rushing toward her face before the incident. At least it was quick and painle.... At least it was quick!
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