“"One minute they were here, the next over there! These guys know how to dance. It was all very distracting. I know the new guy had fun, but Lalalalalalala sure didn't." - Shrinky Dink, Team Linemen

"This loss certainly dampened team spirits. I know the fellers thought it was gonna be a clean game, and the loss, after faring so well against the Crux of the Crow, brought down morale. At one point the Amazons were fouling all over the place, which really changed how we saw this team. I hope we get them next time." - Team Ballrat Blest and Fest

"Creck Creck Creak ROOOOOOAAARRRRRRR" - Finyan, Team ?

"Hey, where is Lalalalalalala?" - Dot Team Gutter Runner

"We made some serious cash today, and the fans seemed to like it. So losing with gusto must be the way to the top of this league. Yea, that's it." - Team Linemen Squeek”