#7 Seven Angry Demons – Broken Ribs (MNG) #2 Divine Order – Dead (RIP) #4 Dragon King – Dead (RIP) #6 Kongxi – Dead (RIP)
“Our two teams were each playing their first games.
It turns out that Dark Elves are much, much, better at Bloodbowl than old philosophers who name themselves after various Chinese gods.
The problem, I think, was in translation - blood, you see, is a kind of wine. Most of my people thought they were signing up for wine-drinking competition of some sort, and it was a rude (and, in many cases, deadly) surprise when people started hitting them!
We never even FOUND the wine. In a huff, we shall retire from the field forever.”
It turns out that Dark Elves are much, much, better at Bloodbowl than old philosophers who name themselves after various Chinese gods.
The problem, I think, was in translation - blood, you see, is a kind of wine. Most of my people thought they were signing up for wine-drinking competition of some sort, and it was a rude (and, in many cases, deadly) surprise when people started hitting them!
We never even FOUND the wine. In a huff, we shall retire from the field forever.”