“This game was between two equally heavy loaded freight trains slamming into eachother at high speed.

Maybe it was more of a moderate speed?

Alright, alright! It was slow speed! But the trains *were* very heavily loaded...

Yeah, ok, so the train metaphor isn't quite right.

This game was rush-hour traffic in Atlanta. Slow-moving with patches of gridlock. The only reason there was a score was because enough orcs fell on the ball in the right sequence that it skipped out of a tackle zone long enough for Furghag Stumbash to pick it up and move more than 2 steps with it in any direction.

I think Painz Addictz will prove to be a definite factor in this league. Though they are a late starter this season, next season they're going to cause some trouble for sure.”