“"well, it was a decent start," said Coach Oblitzamanger, knowing defeat when he saw it. The Ogres just grunted, or screamed in pain in the case of captain Gor'rash, whose ribs had been broken and would have to miss the next game.

"Well, at least I can teach you a new skill," said the coach to Mul'org, who smashed the body of a Beastman and breaking his ribs in the process, and was awarded the MVP. But little did he know that Mul'org had lied about his age (or forgot how to count) and was really older than he appeared to be. Thus, despite the coahc teaching how to break tackles easier, he picked up a small niggling injury resulting from old age in his back. The team was a wreck, but Oblitzamanger was determined to move on so that his team could eventually win glorious tournaments, far down the path...”