“Good Evening once more, sports fans.

Tonight we gring you the next match of the Tasmanian Rangers. And what a tough match it was for them.

Right from the word go, the Tasmanian Rangers were beaten and pummeled by Skye's Tainted, their players seeking venegeance for season 15s loss to these plucky Elves. Very early in the match, the Rookie Rangers John Bowe was visciously gorged by Vestal Senior High, with the end result that his still beating heart spent most of the match impaled on the beastman's horns. Suffice to say this rookie elf will play no longer.

The first half was dominated by Skye's Tainted, Pummelling the Rangers hard until they gained possession of the ball and Allied Bakeries was able to break free of the all-out brawl over the Line of Scrimmage to score half-way through the first half. The Rangers attempted to reply, but the Tainted Tackling was simply too focussed for any Ranger to be able to break through.

The second half started with Skye's Tainted again dominating this already quite brutal match, again gaining possession and being able to form a protective ring around the ball-carrier. However, in an inspiring play, the Rangers were able to perform a brilliant set of tactical maneuvers allowing them to effectively seperate the ball from the brawl, moving it close to the end zone. However, Quick thinking and quick reactions by Wendy's chilli brought down the ball cariier before a score could be made.

It was then that Ricky Ponting truly shone. Directing Jim Bacon to clear the path for him, Ricky pointing was able to dash into the second scrum that was about to form over the ball, snatch the ball away and make a nice pass to David Boon who was able to make it into the end zone to score a passing touchdown.

Severely outnumbered, after kicking the ball, the Tasmanian Rangers attempted to form a defensive blockade to prevent a pass from taking place from the ginormously handed McPus to the remainder of the Tainteds. However, with only a few team-members available, this wall was easily broken through, and while David Boon made a valiant effort to prevent the Tainted's second touchdown, he stood alone in the face of four score-hungry beastmen. Insurmontable odds to prevent a touchdown from being scored.

John Bowe was cremated, much to the consternation of the Tainted players, who would have loved to be able to have him roasted for their post-match dinner.

Thwahnlow votes:

3 - Vestal Senior High: for his quick smash of the rookie thrower John Bowe into an Early Grave

2 - Allied Bakeries: for being one of the most rushing around beastmen i've seen in quite some time

1 - Master Terius: For bashing on the Rangers to most often, despite havign no SPP-worthy success.”