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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2006-09-23 13:05:39
30k
1/0/1
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
3
3
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-
1
17
-
19
38
25
1
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
-
-
-
-
1
5
-
-
20
34
3
#11 Titanus – Dead (RIP)
“ TIT ANUS IS DEAD!!!
Just when it seemed things could not get any worse for tormented coach Creekmoor......they did. In fact, they got very much worse.
Hoping to bounce back from a 3-0 thrashing against his nemesis, Hepworthnot, Creekmoor looked to Rookie Coach Meady for some easy pickings. But it wasn't to be - Meady had quite clearly being reading a different script.
Rumpus 8 started the match with 10 men, and this was very soon reduced even further. Warfield Warriors were taking no prisoners, and were soon one up, thanks to a touchdown from Guaranteed Eternal Sanctuary Man.
As the match went on, so Rumpus 8 got weaker, losing players to injury and a sending off. And the Warrior's hired star player, the infamous Morg 'N Thorg, started to earn the 100 000 gold pieces (yes, 100 000!) he had been paid for his one-off appearance.
The Warriors went 2 - 0 up in the second half. Margo had broken free, and waited for someone to give her the ball. That duly happened and she skipped over the line unchallenged.
Things went from absolutely awful to worse for Rumpus. Titanus, in making a brave hit on Morg 'N Thorg, made the ultimate scarifice for his team - his pathetic, meaningless life!! 100 000 gold pieces well spent!!
It was no surprise when Guaranteed Eternal Sanctuary Man scored again towards the end of the game to make it 3 - 0.
Surely this is the end for Rumpus 8? Indeed, surely this is the end for Coach Creekmoor?!!!”
Just when it seemed things could not get any worse for tormented coach Creekmoor......they did. In fact, they got very much worse.
Hoping to bounce back from a 3-0 thrashing against his nemesis, Hepworthnot, Creekmoor looked to Rookie Coach Meady for some easy pickings. But it wasn't to be - Meady had quite clearly being reading a different script.
Rumpus 8 started the match with 10 men, and this was very soon reduced even further. Warfield Warriors were taking no prisoners, and were soon one up, thanks to a touchdown from Guaranteed Eternal Sanctuary Man.
As the match went on, so Rumpus 8 got weaker, losing players to injury and a sending off. And the Warrior's hired star player, the infamous Morg 'N Thorg, started to earn the 100 000 gold pieces (yes, 100 000!) he had been paid for his one-off appearance.
The Warriors went 2 - 0 up in the second half. Margo had broken free, and waited for someone to give her the ball. That duly happened and she skipped over the line unchallenged.
Things went from absolutely awful to worse for Rumpus. Titanus, in making a brave hit on Morg 'N Thorg, made the ultimate scarifice for his team - his pathetic, meaningless life!! 100 000 gold pieces well spent!!
It was no surprise when Guaranteed Eternal Sanctuary Man scored again towards the end of the game to make it 3 - 0.
Surely this is the end for Rumpus 8? Indeed, surely this is the end for Coach Creekmoor?!!!”
Creekmoor was creeking and some fine running by Margo made it a "Good Life" for the Warriors, 2-0 up.
Then it happened. In a frenzied attack on hired star player, Morg N' Thorg, the anus,tit Titanus went too far and, bash!!!!, got the life knocked out of him for good. RIP Titanus.
"Look into my mouth he cried...", yes , it was G.E.S.M's turn again to put the icing on the cake, "with a spoonful of miracles, his a Guaranteed, Eternal, Sanctuary, Man...."
More to come from this team, will Rumpus 8 ever return again, will Coach Creekmore find a team willing to let him take control of....to be continued....?”