“The ULTIMATE SUPERVILLAINS ran rampant in the WORTHINGTON WARRIORS' Elven woodlands on this fateful day, leaving a wake of destruction in their path. Following an order from MAGNETO, a HENCHMAN WEARING SHADES replied, "Wwwhat? Yeeeeyah!" and proceeded to shove Little John into the stands, where he was promptly BAMF! and ZAK! and THWUMPF!'d to death by other underpaid henchmen en masse. Though they managed to score once after, much of the remaining force of Elves was already unconscious or otherwise wounded, leaving the Supervillains free to continue on the warpath to victory.

(Very respectable opponent with some bad luck early on. Didn't whine or complain. I look forward to a rematch.)”