#8 Ripe Fruit – Dead (RIP) #12 R. Otto – Dead (RIP)
“Just check out my injury list, it is just... convincing.
It all started to go wrong in the middle of the 1st half, when (after a long period of idle stupidity) one of the beasts started to make some rather bold dodges (or maybe it was the coach). AG 1 didn't get that creature far, so I suffered a couple turnovers and left my back wide open.
After the 1st TD, PP concentrated on chainsawing my nurglings. They were very thriumphant on the task and I started the 2nd half with three players (all dug-outs stuffed), and with just one after the 2nd TD. There was no chance to practice any elaborate tactics.
The slaughter on the pitch was very entertaining, but sadly the hero of the previous game, Ripe Fruit, got killed and never had a chance to try a single leap. The regeneration business really didn't go well in this particular match, probably none of the dead or injured players regenerated. Keeps the team young and fresh.
On the positive side, PP's Marshall became our new nurgling team-mate to be thrown into the fire on the next match. ”
“Bloody 'ell. The nurgling chainsaw massacre. That dodge manouver of the Beast really got me pants down. I've got funny picture in my head how tiny halfling trips over a gigantic beast.. And how you can break a rib of a nurgling or span one's groin? I don't know, but maybe little chainsaw threatment helps on this matter.”
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It all started to go wrong in the middle of the 1st half, when (after a long period of idle stupidity) one of the beasts started to make some rather bold dodges (or maybe it was the coach). AG 1 didn't get that creature far, so I suffered a couple turnovers and left my back wide open.
After the 1st TD, PP concentrated on chainsawing my nurglings. They were very thriumphant on the task and I started the 2nd half with three players (all dug-outs stuffed), and with just one after the 2nd TD. There was no chance to practice any elaborate tactics.
The slaughter on the pitch was very entertaining, but sadly the hero of the previous game, Ripe Fruit, got killed and never had a chance to try a single leap. The regeneration business really didn't go well in this particular match, probably none of the dead or injured players regenerated. Keeps the team young and fresh.
On the positive side, PP's Marshall became our new nurgling team-mate to be thrown into the fire on the next match.
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