“"We were luck to have these slippery elves outnumbered. Even our most experienced tacklers couldn't seem to wrap 'em up. I am worried about the next time we face these guys--not only will they be more experienced, they may be more healthy."
-Gank Cannon, Crow Thrower
"Well, we had a shaky start but I think we pulled it together once we shook the off-season rust off a bit. I'm happy to start the season with a win, but I think next time we won't do so well against these guys..."
-Ripstik "Cutter" Klangok, Crow Blitzer
"I grab an elf and it's like he's a greased pig! What the hell is going on? Are they putting oil on their uniforms or what?!"
-Bugdog Bonesplinter, Crow Blocker and game MVP ”
“"Orcs, ptah! They don't appreciate the grace and beauty of this game! They just want to bash, bash, bash, run, and bash some more. Our 'coach' needs to give me the ball more. The more I touch it, the more we win. Simple stuff, people. "
-Aran, Thrower
"Oh yes, I performed spectacuarly! Did you see that one block? I completely stoned the guy! Took him right out of his sh-..We lost? Oh, no matter. I was MVP!"
-Aiden, Catcher and Snooty Britches MVP
"So close, yet so far."
-Yvelin, Catcher
"We lost because I didn't get the ball! What? Yes, I know I'm a lineman! That doesn't matter! When I get the ball, we win! What? YES! I KNOW! We're winless BECAUSE I DON'T GET THE BALL!"
-Elynua, Lineman”
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-Gank Cannon, Crow Thrower
"Well, we had a shaky start but I think we pulled it together once we shook the off-season rust off a bit. I'm happy to start the season with a win, but I think next time we won't do so well against these guys..."
-Ripstik "Cutter" Klangok, Crow Blitzer
"I grab an elf and it's like he's a greased pig! What the hell is going on? Are they putting oil on their uniforms or what?!"
-Bugdog Bonesplinter, Crow Blocker and game MVP
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