“Robbery!!! I should feel guilty but... After being dominated by the CWW for 3/4 of the game Laurie Shinkicker picked up the ball and ran and ran and then ran some more. Nuffle ensured that none of the CWW could get in the way and a draw was stolen on the bell. Unfortunately some of the fans left early and they aint coming back. With neither team able to hurt the other who can blame them.”
“Yes, Nuffle was against the Wanderers today... which is fine! Who needs him? The real problem was a few of these beastmen somehow got it into their heads that they were elves, and started actually trying to _throw the ball_. Imagine! Frotz Deadeyes and Gritz Splitnose are both being forced to wear the flayed wood-elf Pelts of Shame for the next practice session, just to remind them of how they fluffed the win with their high falutin' ball-passing notions.”
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