“"I actually feel bad about Gecker's death. I didn't mean to hit him quite so hard--with the expiring clock, the fact that he was only a few steps away from a draw...I guess I was just a bit overzealous."
-Furghag Stumbash, Crow Blitzer

"Well I feel I underperformed in this game, so I have no idea why I was given the MVP here. Plenty of other guys got more contact than I did, both with the ball and with the lizards. I just tried to get myself in the way. I guess maybe my assists are getting noticed more than I thought they were."
-Smaghed Eyeburst, Crow Blitzer

"That Mr. Pilfington is a mean dude. I think he took that comment about his mother a little too seriously. It's only a game, right? Right?! Yeah, I'll be feeling this one in the morning..."
-Gurk Smackpoke, Mr. Pilfington's current bitch

"I can see the rust starting to come out of our system now, just in time for our game with Bastet. If we can hold them to another tie we'll all be happy. If we can pull out a win...nevermind, I'm not even going to finish that thought."
-Vroth Fistbreak, Crow Lineman

"Why did I run it in? Are you kidding? I was right there and everyone was covered. What kinda stupid questions are these!? If you're trying to imply something here--oh, I was ball hogging? What th...Look at my last season to answer any questions on that one. We needed that score, that's all there is to it. No more questions, tough guy."
-Gank Cannon, Crow Ball Hog...*CRAACK!* Ow!”