“Bazhsw - Coach of the Hoolies said: I don't care how ill you lot are - turn up for the game next time! A virus and other niggling injuries meant that 5 of the team couldn't play today and it showed! This was our first match against another Human team so we felt our strengths and weaknesses would be balanced. It's not that we played badly, more that we were overwhelmed and beaten down. We even managed to score today and for much of the game tried to hold Those Other Guys at bay which I think we did as well as we could under the circumstances. I'm a bit disappointed that we conceded a fourth but you can't win them all. I'm going to fire all those people with doctors notes as soon as I get some money....”