“"Hmmph! They cheated, obviously. How else would we lose?"
-Cirun, Thrower
"I recovered our own kickoff and THAT was the only reason we managed to lose somewhat respectively! I deserve a pay raise, you know."
-Ayledre, Lineman
"Two injuries, one touchdown, MVP. I'm so amazing! If we had 11 Me's on this team, we'd be undefeated right now! Broken collarbone, ptah! Who needs a collarbone?"
-Lewyln, Lineman and Team MVP”
“"Sheeesh! These guys have a knack for taking out our guys. Did you see what they did to our Runners. One minute I got three on the field, because Troz won't go on the field with Tres Blind for some reason today, and then down to 1, so I gotta pull my kicker and put in Troz. And where the heck was Finyan? And what were all the local authorities doing around here? If you ask me, something is up. I know the team is looking forward to another match with these elves." - Broot Ratone, Fighting Vermin Head Coach
"We played a good game today, but I got nervous when the elves were rushing our line at the end there. Our guys were getting dropped left and right." -- Team Linemen Squeek
"No Constaple, I haven't seen our Rat Ogre today. Why?" -- Rat Ogre Handler Bosti
"I can see why Lewyln got their MVP. Not only did he knock us around good, he ran in a TD. That guy should be in the backfield!" -- Team Storm Vermin Blinky”
Click on the charts to toggle relative statistics.
-Cirun, Thrower
"I recovered our own kickoff and THAT was the only reason we managed to lose somewhat respectively! I deserve a pay raise, you know."
-Ayledre, Lineman
"Two injuries, one touchdown, MVP. I'm so amazing! If we had 11 Me's on this team, we'd be undefeated right now! Broken collarbone, ptah! Who needs a collarbone?"
-Lewyln, Lineman and Team MVP”