“The Underworld Scurriers have officially joined the fray!!

First match against a rookie chaos team and not an easy one. Nuffle's auspices were initially against the Scurriers as a couple rats were quickly put out of the field (one badly hurt and one KO).

Rookie thrower and team captain Zisgas Bush-Whacker squealed to the disheartened rats and worked them back into a real team. Under his guide, the team managed to steal the ball from the goats and Zisgas himself scored the first TD of the match.

The second one was subsequently scored by the chaos team since the rats were now tired and unable to put up much of a fight. There was also a foul that nearly killed poor rat lineman Zasgas Night-Squealer (good job, mr Apothecary!).

At the start of the 2nd half, the Scurriers fans, enraged at the referee's lack of intervention on the foul against Zasgas, proceeded to teach him a rather hard lesson (involving a length of rope, a pair of handcuffs, a carrot and a nail pincer).

With the ref so disposed of, the second half was somewhat of a foul galore for the Scurriers that happily stomped (literally) the enemy team off the field and into the KO and BH boxes.

With this advantage, scoring the winning TD was easy for the Scurriers that now can celebrate their first victory with a double round of warpstone-laden rat beer.

Cheers also to Coach Blackwidow. He demonstrated to be a very good player and even mantained a more than decent behaviour in front of the foulfest that befell on his team.

A final note... since my connection was lousy (disconnetted a couple times) you should not consider the luck values that you see up there as being explicative of all the match.”