“"We take you live to the post-match analysis from Warpstone Stadium, Erengrad. This was a very bloody match. There was no love lost between these 2 teams. They shook hands at the start of the match, then kicked the crap out of each other. The 1st half finished quite even with the stars feeling somewhat confident with a number of the Heroes players out of commission or worse. The 2nd half however was marred by crowd violence, instigated by the Heroes' fans."
"I spoke to the chairman of the Heroes fan, who stated,""This has to stop. They can't rely on us to win their matches, especially when they get paid so much. I hate to say this but I am seriously considering moving to Erengrad boo hoo hoo.""
"An investigation has already been launched by the Terrace Watch Against Trouble into this unsavoury incident. A spokesman stated,""We will try to eradicate this from the game, as in these fans."" and declared and economic embago by the Empire, Dwarves and Tilea against Brettonia. Kislev and Estalia have subsequently declared outright war and are now marching on Parravon. The Empire and Dwarves of Karaz a Karak have pledged their assistance and are also mobilising "peace-keeping" forces to mob up what's left."
"On that note, this is Jimmy Jumpin Inwendo signing off"

Nice one Dertre. Now look what you've done ;)

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