“How these little bastards managed to get a classic Trilogy and epic film made about them, I'll never know. Can't throw, can't hit.... oh well. Maybe I'm just doin' it wrong.

Anyway, Jiggy's amazons still had the most horrific luck. However the game calculates that 46% Luck rating, it's wrong, wrong, wrong. I salute him for being stoic about it, though :)

He fumbled more passes than he completed (not good for what is clearly a throwing team), but he still did better than my little knobbits did. We got our TD off of one of his missed passes. That was the only time I ever had players in his end of the park. Which was fine, because my hobbits play better when they're within smelling distance of the barbeque in our dugout.

We survived the first half without any injuries, but clearly the Amazons weren't trying. They really started cracking heads after the restart, and I had four BHs at the end of the game. Poor Rumple was killed by that vicious dominatrix Trixi. He was trying to get a peek up her armoured skirt, though, so he got what he deserved.

Congrats on your first tie, Jigs, and good game. Stick with it, your throwers' luck can only get better.”