“Good evening, sports fans... Tonight, we bring you a grudge match from the Commissioner Twahn Memorial Regional League XVI... a grudge borne since last season.

If you'll recall, last season the Tasmanian Rangers were able to play a strong match against the norscan Benns Bloody Brissy Berserkers, leaving the match with a win and a lot of norscan blood to wash off. Well, tonight, sports fans, the Berserkers were out for vengeance, with that poor match fresh in mind from watching the replays on Daemonic Visual Display (DVD).

When the two coaches met up in the pre-game media conference, there were quite a lot of heated words exchange, with Coach Lelruthus calling the berserkers a "bunch of heathens", after coach Gebannus told him that the Rangers would meet their "pansy elf gods" soon enough.

Unfortunately, the norscans tried to take their coach's words to heart, playing a hurting game against the elves, sending many from the field of play. No matter what the Rangers tried, they just didn't seem able to hold it tonight against the Berserkers, and lost by 2 touchdowns.

While the "pansy elf gods" kept the Rangers from death's door, the Berserkers simply dominated the elves tonight, with a strength given to them by Norffle, Nuffle's norscan half-brother, himself.

The grudge between these two teams stands at one win apiece, although the injuries are still leaning towards the Rangers, who lead the growing grudge between these teams by one casualty.

In the next round, Benns Bloody Brissy Berserkers will be facing the Chaos Dwarfs of Cereal Revenge!, a match they are now focussing on preparing for. The Tasmanian Rangers will be facing Nekrosis, the second Nurgle's Rotters team they've faced this season, and they'll be facing them without David Foster, leaving the rest of the team to focus on their training in order to be able to prevail.

Until next round, sports fans, may your sport be bloody and your bloodweiser frothy!

Thwahnlow Votes:

3 - Joachim: for being the first Norscan elf i've seen... and also being a bit of a ball and score-hog.

2 - Thor: For bashing the most Rangers, despite not being able to use a hammer.

1 - Krang: For similar Reasons to Thor, but not quite as much.”