Outclassed, outskilled, and outplayed. The sunbakers were forced to take a lot of risks, and never came thst close to scoring. The first half was scoreless, thanks to some poor orc ball handling, but the second half saw things turn around, and despite a hard fought defence, the orcs didn't really have any problems scoring.
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3 pts - #10 Pyle Drivah
One skink seriously injured, 2 knocked out and a couple of stuns to boot (no, not from fouls). Pyle Drivah was the top-scoring orc by far (injures are what you count, right?) ... Oh, and to top it off, this guy actually remembered to take the pig-skin across the line for a touchdown!
2 pts - #2 Yur Eyegouger
He even looks like he wants to hit stuff! I dunno, he didn't have that much success with the beatings (thanks to our apothecary), but he was one of the four black orcs at the heart of the team really need to get some twahnlow votes (too hard to choose). These four "gentlemen" make up a excellent core that is the real strength of the team -- I think I can say that just about any any orc team would be glad to have them on their side of the field.
1 pt - #12 Geebee Haitch
Number two on the orc score charts, Geebee Haitch scored one injury (BH), one knock out, and a stun (or two?). I don't know that he saw much of the ball, but what kind of orc would be worried about that?”
“Bashen Crash were keen to welcome Sunbakers to the SWL in their own friendly style, and even extended an invitation to their postgame Skink BBQ to the team's skinks.
Naturally all this talk affected the Crash game plan - with every orc on the team wanting to be the one to collect the most skinks for (um we mean invite the most skinks to !) this gala event.
In the match itself Sunbakers started with the ball but quickly found that the Baker's blockers were a little outfought by the Crash defence. Any orcs lurking in the backfield hoping to find a skink skipping past the lines to "invite" to the BBQ was dissapointed as the Crash lines held. Sadly a series of ball handling errors, and a dispute over Skink-smashing rights prevented a Crash defensive touchdown and it went 0-0 to the break.
At the restart two of the Sunbakers players were not leaving their sunny touchline rock and one was hadly hurt so the Crash benefited from both possession and numbers. An entertaining (for the Orcs) brawl followed with a late score for chief Skink-smasher Pyle Dryvah making it 1-0 with little time to play.
A desperate and remarkable run for the end zone by Ptholl gave Sunbakers a chance of a draw but time ran out before the ball could meet the skink in goal.
Twahnlow Votes
3 Votes - Kisss
His miracle td-saving tackle on Oncomin Truk was noteworthy and an example of how he nearly single-saurusly kept the game scoreless.
2 Votes - Ptholl
Soaked up his share of skink-blitzes and gave 'Bakers fans hope of a draw at the very end.
1 Vote - Maas
Huge workrate for the Saurus out there today he really put in the effort.”
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Outclassed, outskilled, and outplayed. The sunbakers were forced to take a lot of risks, and never came thst close to scoring. The first half was scoreless, thanks to some poor orc ball handling, but the second half saw things turn around, and despite a hard fought defence, the orcs didn't really have any problems scoring.
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3 pts - #10 Pyle Drivah
One skink seriously injured, 2 knocked out and a couple of stuns to boot (no, not from fouls). Pyle Drivah was the top-scoring orc by far (injures are what you count, right?) ... Oh, and to top it off, this guy actually remembered to take the pig-skin across the line for a touchdown!
2 pts - #2 Yur Eyegouger
He even looks like he wants to hit stuff! I dunno, he didn't have that much success with the beatings (thanks to our apothecary), but he was one of the four black orcs at the heart of the team really need to get some twahnlow votes (too hard to choose). These four "gentlemen" make up a excellent core that is the real strength of the team -- I think I can say that just about any any orc team would be glad to have them on their side of the field.
1 pt - #12 Geebee Haitch
Number two on the orc score charts, Geebee Haitch scored one injury (BH), one knock out, and a stun (or two?). I don't know that he saw much of the ball, but what kind of orc would be worried about that?”