“The Club's 1st match since Montagne abused it in the XFL final. Missing our dp, blitzer, and having retired a +ag guy we jumped onto gamefinder and waited...and waited. (Getting next to impossible to find games for these guys anymore) Finally a team of humans made the challenge.
"Wasn't me" took out a tree (ouch), the Chef blew both rolls and the humans took good advantage of their 4 blitzer's block skill slowly knocking 'flings off the pitch. On two occasions we managed to get the double pows on the 2-die red blitzes to free the ball and recover, but just couldn't really get anywhere with it. Humans eventually scored on their turn 8 to go up 1-0.
In the 2nd half, a failed dodge allowed the ballcarrier to get blitzed close to the endzone. Humans treated the ball like a greased pig though, and Fullmuncher dodged into two tz's, picked it up, and hailmary'd it towards the far corner. Plan was to attempt a TTM the next turn for a score, but all the throwees got creamed. Humans eventually cleared a path and moved the ball for the security score 2-0.
'fings made a TTM td the next turn to make it 1-2 and set up for a defensive miracle TTM for the tying score. Kick skill put the ball back towards the goalline, but a surehanded thrower made the pickup and spoiled any chance.
Fun match - the 'flings played their little hearts out but the humans were just too much today.”
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"Wasn't me" took out a tree (ouch), the Chef blew both rolls and the humans took good advantage of their 4 blitzer's block skill slowly knocking 'flings off the pitch. On two occasions we managed to get the double pows on the 2-die red blitzes to free the ball and recover, but just couldn't really get anywhere with it. Humans eventually scored on their turn 8 to go up 1-0.
In the 2nd half, a failed dodge allowed the ballcarrier to get blitzed close to the endzone. Humans treated the ball like a greased pig though, and Fullmuncher dodged into two tz's, picked it up, and hailmary'd it towards the far corner. Plan was to attempt a TTM the next turn for a score, but all the throwees got creamed. Humans eventually cleared a path and moved the ball for the security score 2-0.
'fings made a TTM td the next turn to make it 1-2 and set up for a defensive miracle TTM for the tying score. Kick skill put the ball back towards the goalline, but a surehanded thrower made the pickup and spoiled any chance.
Fun match - the 'flings played their little hearts out but the humans were just too much today.”