“I'll admit it. i cherry picked.
Well, actually i didn't really, because this guy challenged me. I just accepted the challenge. I looked at his record and could tell he was a novice. "No problem" I thought to myself.
Then I rolled a fuckign record number of ones and he rolled a record low number of ones.
We got searing heat in second half. First kick off he had one miss out, I had 3. After I scored I had FOUR missing. he had none. I had a guy with claw for gods sake, up against av7 stunty players. he knocked over 2 or 3 in the match. never even beat their armour.
And the coach was not a good player. I can tell he's new straight away because he is doing one dice blocks with no rerolls left and no block. Of course it's irrelevant apparently because he pows every one. EVERY one.
Of course my luck meter says I had 60% luck. The luck meter can take a flying @*&$ off the side of a hill.
I'm sorry if I sound like a bad loser, but I was not beaten by skill or by a better coach. i was beaten by absolutely horrendous luck. Not just horrendous but farcical. It's not even funny.
I categorically state that I rolled more ones than I should have in that match. Much more. And i do it all the time. And I do it in critical positions. I am ridiculously unlucky and I'm getting sick of it. All my match reports sound like this and that is no coincidence. I just want a fair match. Just one match where I'm not robbed. please.”