“As usual, the Nasties played a game that was a comedy of errors. With their brand new player John 'The Fuse' Johnson taking the field for the first time, most of the Nasties were too preoccupied with dodging his crazy lobs and rolling on the ground laughing as their fellow players took shrapnel from numerous bombs on the field.

The Fuse was taken out of the game by a nice hit from a Fanatic early in the second half, though, so the Nasties had to find something else to entertain them. (Try scoring a touchdown, guys.) A few unfortunate dice rolls prevented any scoring by either side in the second half, and the Nasties came up winless... again. They didn't seem to care, however, as after the game they barely avoided more casualties playing with The Fuse's bombs in the locker room.

Great game! Had a blast! (Forgive the pun.)”