“FUMBBL Cup 2006 LLT Qualifier round 1.

For their much awaited first appearance in the FUMBBL Cup, da Gitz had hired both Ripper and a Weirdboy. Ripper had apparently sold out to both teams, so he just disappeared with the money.

The fans started with getting the Ref, so da Drunkards drive was a hail of fouls. Luckily, this did not cause more than one injury (apo save). But da Gitz were under constant pressure not to let da Drunkards gang-foul too much, leaving the defense a little less effective than usual. The Weirdboy, together with Blitzer Nuzdrog, saved the first half. The Weirdboy let out a lightning bolt that da Drunkard's AG5 ball carrier dodged, instead making it hit his screening teammate. This allowed Nuzdrog to take the carrier down and stop the score. 0-0 at half-time.

In the second half, da Gitz played much worse than usual. Ball-handling was ok, apart from the first turn failed quick pass. But the blocking did not get opposing players down, so da Gitz offense was quickly stymied. It became more and more desperate, as da Drunkards applied heavy pressure. Still da Gitz got within reach of the end zone, and da Drunkards had to make some fancy moves to get the ball. They made it of course, and since da Gitz were outnumbered by then, it was too tough to get it back. For good measure, Goblin Sinsy was gang-fouled to death after the game was decided. Such is life in the majors. :)

GG Freppa and GL against Gatts in the next round. You'll need it.”