“Brutal first match for the Wives as they took it to the outnumbered Vampires from the opening kick-off.

A bad kick gave the ball to Linda 'n' Thorg who was rumbling past, over, and through the Thralls and Vampires trying to block her way into the endzone. Only a failed bonehead roll stopped the biggest wife from scoring the opening round TD.

"Ugly" Betty Ghoul-chewer, lived up to her name putting a crushing hit on a Vegas player and going in for the kill. Fortunately, the apothecary was able to chase Betty off with a spritzing of Coco.

With most of the team down or knocked out, and Linda rumbling toward the endzone, Whitedog had seen enough and conceded the match, which kind of surprised me, but meant an impressive opener for the Bloodbowler's Wives.”