“"Whew...there was this bright light, and suddenly I'm on my back with everyone standing around clapping the apothecary on the back. What happened?"
--Smaghed Eyeburst, Crow Blitzer
"I did what I could to throw those rats around, but it just wasn't enough. For every on I grabbed there seemed to be two more already by me."
--Sgunk Stenchrot, Crow Blitzer
"Someone flubbed it bad there at the last. We may have been able to land a tie if not for that $@#!&% display of genius. We take a few weeks off and some of these guys can't even remember their names, let alone how to negotiate around tackle zones."
--Gank Cannon, Crow Thrower
"It's obvious they came to play and we came to stumble around like idiots. Don't get me wrong, I give them all the credit in the world but our guys need to wake the hell up for the next game."
--Gurk Smackpoke, Crow Blocker
"I dunno, I feel like I barely played, so I'm not sure how I earned the MVP. Maybe I just got in the way at the right time or something."
--Quordud Blacklip, Crow Lineman and game MVP
"This is not the start I wanted. We'll get it together for our next game, just wait!"
--Ripstik "Cutter" Klangok, Crow Blitzer ”
“"Those Orc fellows just don't move! We got lucky today that no one got hurt on our side. Have you seen the armor those Blitzers wear? Unbelievable! Even Finyan couldn't keep them down long." -- Team Thower Launchie
"Hey, that Sgunk fellow is as big as an Ogre! This won't be good for Zeenie's ego." -- Team Linemen Squeek
"What a difficult team. Every time we play the Crux of the Crow these guys got to give everything they have or the Orcs will simply outbash them and walk all over the field. They may be slow, but they are steady. At one point the Orcs has pushed us so close to sidelining several players that I had to commit to a risky ball move which resulted in a touch down. Had Glon mis-stepped, or Launchie slipped, it would have been a different game and the fellows would not be running around here celebrating like crazies." -- Broot Ratone, Fighting Vermin Head Coach
"I got two touchdowns today! Did you guys see that! I was on fire. Why are you interviewing Troz? Waita minute! Come back!" -- Glon Team Gutter Runner
"No constaples around today Finyan, and you played well. You know what that means? That is right, party sized keg of snotlings! Eat up." -- Rat Ogre Handler Bosti
"Creck Creck Creak ROOOOOOAAARRRRRRR" -- Finyan, Team ?”
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--Smaghed Eyeburst, Crow Blitzer
"I did what I could to throw those rats around, but it just wasn't enough. For every on I grabbed there seemed to be two more already by me."
--Sgunk Stenchrot, Crow Blitzer
"Someone flubbed it bad there at the last. We may have been able to land a tie if not for that $@#!&% display of genius. We take a few weeks off and some of these guys can't even remember their names, let alone how to negotiate around tackle zones."
--Gank Cannon, Crow Thrower
"It's obvious they came to play and we came to stumble around like idiots. Don't get me wrong, I give them all the credit in the world but our guys need to wake the hell up for the next game."
--Gurk Smackpoke, Crow Blocker
"I dunno, I feel like I barely played, so I'm not sure how I earned the MVP. Maybe I just got in the way at the right time or something."
--Quordud Blacklip, Crow Lineman and game MVP
"This is not the start I wanted. We'll get it together for our next game, just wait!"
--Ripstik "Cutter" Klangok, Crow Blitzer
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