“Usually a coach of many words, I have few to describe this match. An exciting match was at hand, and a good first drive put Green Silence up 1-0, even though Ifghor was accidentally killed by our incompetent apocethary. Then... Pitch Invasion. BH KO KO KO ST. Reduced to five players, we were unable to put up much resistance, and got gang blocked up and down the field. The largest number of lizards on the pitch after the pitch invastion was six. Another death and a niggle were simply the result of getting up and being knocked back down.

Another time, perhaps...”