“I have played over 200 ranked matches.
Never, in all my time here, have I seen luck like Sapo experienced in this match. Dark Elves are supposed to be one of the hardest teams to do well with at the beginning due to their lack of skills. And I was dwarves, my whole team has block!
Well it mattered not a jot in this match. In the first 2 turns, Sapo succeeded in every single roll he made. Passes, blocks, u name it, he pulled it off. Every block a pow. Every...single...one.
And then he injures an av9 player to top off the opening 2 turns.
And then he injures another one.
The match was lost in those 2 turns.
Of course, his luck didn't even change then! He carried on with pow after pow after pow. And I failed block after block after block.
1 0 down at half time.
Never came back. Never stood a fucking chance with rolls like that.
Farcical it was. Absolutely farcical.
Then i got 50k in winnings to his 100k and my fan factor decreased.
And I dropped 2 points in my CR. I was 161 b4 this pish. Now im back in the 150's.
And there wasnt a goddamned thing I could do about it.

Incidentally, the luck meter is broken. Sapo had been successful with every dive roll after turn 2 but it said he only had 91% luck. It should have been 100%.
And at the end of that it still says I had 55% luck. 55% my ass.
His 67% doesn't tell the true story either, it should have been higher. I think he rolled a grand total of 2 or 3 ones in that match. I rolled that amount in turn 14 alone.

I retired my team. Not that they weren't playable. Just that if that's the best they can muster, they can go fuck themselves. ”