“The newly formed Hytunrhun team thought would be playing a practice match against an 'understrength' Shard Saviours. They got more than they bargained for.
Fans that turned up to witness the game got more than their monies worth too. They broke into the freezer section and stole 10,000 frozen hotdogs. Police are looking for some 'Cool customers'
The game was hard fought, with the ball changing hands several times in the first half before the SS got over the line in their last turn of the half.
The H-boys got nasty in the second half, with their first eviction for a foul coming in the second half of their first game. The coach canot be happier that the boys put the team before game time. Now if only he can get them to put game time before sleeping.
Pytr the Slimey slipped past some rugged defenders to tie scores early in the second half.
The H-boys defended stoicly, however, stupidly aswell. Letting a few opportunities to halt the SS from scoring slip away.
Full credit to the SS though, who in the dying seconds of the game gave the crowd something to cheers about, besides the cheap, if rather cold, frozen meat goods.”