“I can't disagree with ThePimpImp's diagnosis. It was pure luck that I stopped the touchdown in the first half --well I was able to push back the ball carrier to force the extra, failed go-for-it.
The start of the second half looked dire for the 5 Dirty Greenies, down to three, but a pitch invasion knocked over Grain Fed and Da Stompergob was able to send him to the bleachers, albeit temporarily.
The fact that I was able to score four TDs reflects upon the absurd luck I had handling the ball. I think there was only one ball pickup I had to re-roll.”