“The big guys came out smoking this game. A flurry of serious injuries to the breakable elves left coach Freezerator growling mad, resorting to fouling the one Ogre he was able to knock down. The second half saw two elves left on the pitch after a KO to Fenrik Iceblade and a third serious injury. The apothecare must have had a few too many buckets of grog, as he was not around to revive any of the fallen pointy-eared folk. Scoring highlight include a turn 8 ttm for a touchdown after chasing down an elven catcher just two steps from the end zone. the second Ogre score came in turn 16, as No, Throw Me!!! was able to take a handoff and prance into the promised land unopposed, as the elves did everything they could to destroy themselves.

This was truly Hammer Time.”