“The omens were ominously ominous after the coach ran over and killed not 1, not 2, but 17 black cats on the way to their inaugural match! However the game started well and the virgin Septic Twitch came close to scoring in the opening turns courtesy of Running Dog's elf game before veni vidi vici orcy showed their strength and muscled their way over the line. What followed can only be described as a travesty of dice rolls with 3 1's in a row while trying to go for it. Pharoah Nuff getting 2 block dice (both skulls) and then 3 block dice (all both down v a Blitzer) successively. Is the luck % a random number?!!? Still all's well that ends well and the coach was pleased with the result, mainly because the fans were too busy killing themselves in frustration to chase him down and kill him after the final whistle. Theres always a next time for the Undead!”
“3-0 for the veni vidi vici orcy! Not a very fair result on the whole, septic twitch played well, had some bad luck early on, who reduced their numbers, giving the stronger orcs a great advantage, which they used wisely and managed to score before the end of the first half. The second half was even more unfair, but well. Some days luck is with you, some days it's against you. His luck % is fairly screwed, since he failed everything important in the second half. I had fun anyway, and i hope these 2 teams will face each other again, in maybe 10 games? =)”
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