“One could say, that this was a deeply romantic match, but probably still not one made in heaven. Our servant Jenny lost her heart to the ambitious urges of skaven stormvermin Mr. Nukem. (Quite literally so. We couldnt find it after the incident so it was impossible to resurrect her. Maybe the rat ate it. And this when finding good servants nowadays is such an arduous task!).
Mr. Franzis tried to discuss the matter with said stormvermin, but got so worked up over the affair, that he suffered a nervous breakdown and had to be sent to an Albanian Sanatorium. We will have to watch his mental health carefully, planning for occasional vacations for him in future, but eventually a preliminary retirement for him might be unavoidable.
Sadly the organisator underestimated the emotional turrents of the engagement, allowing the crowd to twice storm the pitch and keep the teams from continuing their overall good work. Obviously the impact on the teams morale became so strong in the second half, that they got unconcentrated and allowed the "Skaven Skavengers" under leadership of honorable Mr. Yamagata to perform a blitz.
In the further performance the Law of Murphy was evidentiary proved by the Team - all that could go wrong went wrong.

Lets say, the first appearance of "Murphys Lawyers" in the Qualification for the Faction League was an interesting experience, but none to lucky”