“"The Skinwalkers gave us a good game today. The passing luck was not in their favor, but they were hitting extra hard to show off for that count. That guy demands quite the salary I hear, but when you see him play you understand why. He can hit, he can run, he can catch, and about anything else the Skinwalkers needed. He doesn't have the normal blood craze these guys typically do, and that makes him pretty dangerous. The Skinwalkers are a tough enough team without them though with those wolves and wights running around." -- Broot Ratone, Fighting Vermin Head Coach

"I think everyone, including the crowd, was curious what would bring that vampire count all the way to our little league. They must have paid him some serious money, or something. All I know is I had to keep my eyes on the ground or I would end up dumb founded for a few minutes. I don't the the Skinwalker's fans were disappointed." -- Team Linemen Zeenie

"The passing game for everyone was a mess today. There was no rain or anything like that to mess the teams up either. I saw several easy passes, for both teams, just drop to the ground." -- Speedie Team Gutter Runner

"I got MVP today! I got MVP. Anyone know why? I mean, I was in the game and never touched the ball once." -- Team Thrower Launchie

"Has anyone seen Dot? He never reported for practice, and that darned constaple is back again. I don't know what that other coach told ya, but Dot would never do anything underhanded. He never goes to line practice, but that is just how Dot is." -- Team Linemen Tres Blind

"You missed your big chance to push that zombie out! You let the Storm Vermin out smash the smasher! You only get half a keg of snotlings." -- Rat Ogre Handler Bosti

"Creck Creck Creak ROOOOOOAAARRRRRRR" -- Finyan, Team ?”