“'Fer ages we've been hearin' 'bout this other way o' playin' this game. "Elf-bowlin'", they're callin' it. Well, lads, today we learned how ta elf-bowl! Ya pick up an elf, an ya punt 'im to tha endzone!'
-Hulgar Hammersmith, team captain.

'Good fight they were puttin' up. Best workout I got fer weeks. 'Course, I might be knowin' jus' WHY they was fightin' so hard...lemme give ya a hint, lad: Elfy poncy wine spiked with some real dwarven firewater!'
-Magni Coppereye.

'I almost blew it, din't I? I was so caught up in bein' unstoppable, I fumbled pickin' up tha durned ball. I almost lost us the game. Gotta say...Orin pulled our bacon outta the fire there. So here's an UNSTOPPABLE toast to Orin the Swift! May he never slow down!'
-Erik Leatherfoot, humbled (but still unstoppable).

'Award? I'm gettin' another award? What tha hell fer? I dinnae do much. I knocked some of them poncy elfies silly, but Garrek bloody well killed 'un!
Ah, ta hell with it, I cannae get 'round it...LADS! Next round's on me!'
-Torm Stormshout.

'Good fight. Elf blood tastes nice.'
-Garrek Ironforge, after adding two pointy ears to his trophy belt.

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